Jeremy has spent six distinguished years in the tobacco industry. His first big break came during a highly successful legal defense against a set of greedy terminally ill orphans who claimed they had contracted lung cancer from their years of labor in a Marlboro factory. Jeremy won the case, and managed to countersue the orphans for legal fees and lost income due to negative publicity. Jeremy is now the head of the UberSmoker legal department, and continues to effectively defend it against the evil orphans looking to file lawsuits against the company.

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